Naomi - 18 - Mainly Supernatural, Destiel, Misha Collins, Harry Potter, Sherlock and Doctor Who stuff, with some other Fandoms and awesome people thrown in there

there are songs
i'll never write

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics)

butmyopinionisright:

that-kid-erin:

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

image

this is my whole life.

This. A thousand times this.

(Source: pornstarch)

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 

superwhopirate:

The only season finale I accept is Chuck coming back to smite Metatron.

"Bitch this is MY typewriter"

awwww-cute:

Arctic Marble Fox
the-gubbins-trench:

luna-teeth:

Photos of RT 8/45

Aww, lookit Gavin’s desk before it was all filled with holes and graffiti’d upon…
Artist: Sigur Rós
Album: The Rains of Castamere (From the HBO® Series Game of Thrones - Season 4) - Single
Song: The Rains of Castamere
Plays: 224,306